Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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