i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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