He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Randomize