Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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