I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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