people are starting to question the shark bite story
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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