I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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