she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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