Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(419): View more from Ohio

Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?

(216): View more from Ohio

Turn them off?

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(928): View more from Arizona

i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now

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(609): View more from New Jersey

So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before

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(214): View more from Texas

we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.

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(708): View more from Illinois

blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes

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(845): View more from New York

I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that

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(801): View more from Utah

I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF

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