So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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