and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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