but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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