yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
