I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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