So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
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I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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