i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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