"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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