but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
So much Jack, so little girl.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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