The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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