real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
is wine microwaveable?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I touched a dick in church today
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Randomize
