I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
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And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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