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I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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