5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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