Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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