Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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