You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
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Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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