But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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