Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Randomize