Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
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Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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