Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
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