Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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