Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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