it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Randomize
