But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
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I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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