Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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