It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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