I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
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Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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