So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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