BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
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You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
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You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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