it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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