I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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