Grow some girl-balls and come out already
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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