so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Randomize
