That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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