These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
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well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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