Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
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is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
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i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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