"it" just moved
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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