my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
They took my balls.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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