He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
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You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
send nudes
from the living room?
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