doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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