That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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