People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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