i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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